This site and API collect as little as possible, because there is very little worth collecting.

What we collect

• No accounts. There is nothing to sign up for and no API key to store.
• Server logs. Our hosting provider (Vercel) keeps standard request logs, including IP address, user agent and the URL requested, for a limited time, to run and secure the service.
• Privacy-friendly analytics. The website pages use Vercel Web Analytics, which counts page views without cookies and without tracking you across sites. The API endpoints are not instrumented.

What we do not do

• Set tracking cookies.
• Sell, share or trade any data about you.
• Ask for your email, ever.

The people in the API

All records served by the API are fictional. No real person’s email, phone number or personal details appear here.

Contact

Questions about this policy: hello@dundermifflin.llc.

Last updated 22 September 2026.